COSMIC CATACLYSM!

Phalgeron's debut album is set to be unleashed in the near future, and I have been once again given the opportunity to spew interstellar havoc on a piece of their merchandise.  This doodle is going to adorn the rear of what will surely be a most triumphant offering to the metal gods.

TEDDY BEAR SLAUGHTER SOOPRISE

Also!



Art done for Evangelist from Seattle, another excellent Death Metal trio and a stellar bunch of chaps who asked me for a teddy bear bleeding stuffing all over the place and NO SEXUAL SHENANIGANS THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Good thing they asked cause Teddy Ruxpin was about to get a barbed wire hot dog in the hoo-ha. I instead completely ripped off 'Eaten Back To Life'. Much thanks to Vincent Locke for inspiring a long string of violent, juvenile, and irredeemable "artworks".

NORLOXIUS THE BLOOD SMOKER

Nay, I hast not thrown in the fabled towel. Just being lazy a lot and playing Desktop Dungeons way too much.

T-Shirt design for excellent Seattle/L.A. Epicaly Thrashing Black and Death Metal trio horde of nectar red smoking duders Phalgeron! On tour now along the west coast and central US, go git yooo some!

Hail Santa!

Look! Raffle!

Blood, Tits N Gore

Boobs, blood, and metal... what's not to like?

June 26th - 2 Bit Saloon

Don't know why it couldn't still just be the Bit Saloon. Should be a swell time regardless.

Heavy Metal Beer Bash @ Galway Arms 5/14

Gonna be a real rager, I presume. Drink to win!