Tix available through:
http://www.etix.com/ticket/online/performanceSearch.jsp?performance_id=1833039
Or cheaper through:
https://www.facebook.com/TheVaticanBand
Or maybe also:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vaginal-Defecation-VD/248559081894683
Or maybe just try and sneak in the window, you cheap fuck.